Why are all priests fit?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

Why are sailors so good at writing letters?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

What do you call a dog in space?

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

What should you say to a pig on February 14th?

What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?

How do animals blend into the desert?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

What do you call an elephant's handwriting?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

What do sprinters eat before a race?

What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?

What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?