Where does food go to take a nap?

Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?

Why are boxers good comedians?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

Which dog dreams of being a matador?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

What is a vampire's favorite sport?

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?

What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?

Where do dogs go to make new friends?

What look-and-find book do wolves love?