Why is it hard to hire a clown?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

What game do baby ghosts love to play?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?

What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?

Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?

What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?

What kind of snake would you find on a car?

What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?