Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

What do grapes sing at Christmas?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?

What game do mice love to play?

What sport do horses love to play?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

What do you call a bakery hardware store?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

How do cats make a birthday cake?

Where do logs like to go on hikes?