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What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

How do lawyers say goodbye?

What type of bat doesn't fly?

What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Why do diners never serve lobster?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

What insect thinks it's a dog?

What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

What kind of bow can't be tied?