What kind of snake would you find on a car?

How do snakes identify their bath towels?

What animals make the best students?

What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?

What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?

Why is money so stubborn?

What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?

Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?

What is a math teacher's favorite sum?