Why was the cow unable to run the race?

Why do cows make great bakers?

What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?

What does algae do when it's in trouble?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

What is a janitor's favorite movie?

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?

Why did the snake cross the road?

What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?

What car always breaks the rules?

When did they play tennis in the Bible?