How do you make a cow float?

Which animal is accused of lying all the time?

What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?

What is a boulder's favorite movie?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

Which plant has the best roar?

What is a mouse's favorite game?

What do little monsters call their mother?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

What do math teachers eat?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?