How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?

How do fish watch TV shows?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?

What car always breaks the rules?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?

Why did spring break up with winter?

What's a cat's favorite song?

What are hotdogs called in the winter?

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?