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What did the sardine call the submarine?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

Which celebrity always frowns?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?

Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?

What did Santa bring to the potluck?

What are you studying in math?

What do you call a gathering of single hikers?

When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?

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Which dinosaurs make great musicians?