What car is the perfect size for mice?
A minivan.
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What car always breaks the rules?
Why is summer always sad?
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Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
Why are baseball games at night?
Why did the goal post get angry?
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What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
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What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
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