What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Why are fish such good architects?

What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

When should baseball players wear armor?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

What do you call a sad strawberry shake?

Why did the cat run away from the tree?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

Where do dads store their dad jokes?

What animal has more lives than a cat?