What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
A dirt bike.
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
How does a barber get to work?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What animal loves a baseball game?
What part of a football field is never the same?
Why are bakers so good at math?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What do Scottish toads play?
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