Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

What's a car's favorite scary movie?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?

What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

What did the skeleton order at the bar?

How do trees get access to the internet?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?