What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
A dirt bike.
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What did March say to the madness?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
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