Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?

What do you call a vacation at home?

What do frogs eat in the summer?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?

Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Why did the chicken walk across the street?

What's a dog's favorite city?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?

What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?

When did they play tennis in the Bible?