What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

Why are sheep always so warm in winter?

Which bird would make a great farmer?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

My brother is my partner in crime.

Which animal is the most religious?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

What do you call a sarcastic duck?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?