Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?

What is a pig's favorite ballet?

What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?

What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?

What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

What shape is bad at driving?

What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?