Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
It was a lepre-con.
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What do little monsters call their mother?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
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