What do ghosts eat on Halloween?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?

What's a pastor's favorite city?

How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

What's a dad's favorite dessert?

Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

What's a horse's favorite fruit?

Which office space loves to cut corners?

What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?

Where do lions like to go on vacation?