Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
It was a lepre-con.
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
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