Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?

What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?

What utensil does water use to eat?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

What did baby Godzilla call his mother?

What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?

Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

Do you know the name Pavlov?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

What does a cat go to sleep on?