What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?

Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?

Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?

What vegetables do librarians like?

Why do diners never serve lobster?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

What's the difference between soccer and football?

Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?

Why was the horse so happy?

What animal has the worst mood swings?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?