Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?

What did the iceberg say to its dad?

What is the opposite of coffee?

What was the first animal in space?

How do baseball players make a birthday cake?

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

What do clouds do as soon as they make money?

What game do baby ghosts love to play?

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.