What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

What is a duck's favorite snack?

What kind of water do fireworks like?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

Why do archers make great cow optometrists?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?

What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?