What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

What game can you play while eating dinner?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Why don't moms tell mom jokes?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

Which toy deals with the most anxiety?

Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?

What do you call a 100-year-old frog?

What does a spy do when he gets cold?

Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?