What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

What's the best part about Valentine's Day?

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

Where do books love to go on vacation?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?

Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?