What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Crisp Cringle.
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What is the loneliest cheese?
Which celebrity always frowns?
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