What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?

What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?

What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?

What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?

What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?

What's a dog's favorite book?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

What do you call two birds stuck together?

Why is everyone good at math during elections?

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?

What is the most adorable season?

Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?

Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?