What do you call two birds stuck together?
Velcrows.
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
Why are cars magic?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
Why was the bunny upset?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
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