What do you call a belt made of clocks?

Where do vampires keep their money?

What do you call a stationary flamingo?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

Why do cats always get what they want?

What do you call a fly without wings?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?

What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?

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