What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

Why do vampires always look sick?

What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?

Why did the barber win the race?

What's grandma's favorite fruit?

What did the bread do on vacation?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?

Coffee has a rough time in our household.

What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?

Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?

What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?

What did you learn in school today, son?

What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.