Which animal is the best at trying new things?
A guinea pig.
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
Why do cows go to New York?
I'm not a bad putter.
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
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