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What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

What does a panda ghost say?

Why do hogs play so much football?

What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?

Where do birds go on summer vacation?

Do dads always snore?

What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?

What do you call it when two letters make a wager?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

Why do dogs always have stomach aches?

Where do cows go for lunch?

What game does a rabbit always win?