What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?

What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

How do you get kids to do something?

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

What do basketball players order at Denny's®?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?