Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?

What rock band loves Thanksgiving?

What do the undead use for virtual meetings?

The museum curator needed a break.

How does a witch play loud music?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

Why are pigs so good at building houses?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

What is a golfer's worst nightmare?

Which princess is best suited for winter?

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?

Can February March?

Who invented fractions?