What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?

What do bees say in the summer?

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?

Which animal is accused of lying all the time?

Why did the sparrow go to the library?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

Where do stars go to college?

What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?

Why are groundhogs so grouchy?