Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

What rock band loves Thanksgiving?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

Why don't fish play basketball?

Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?

What games do ants play with elephants?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

What's grandma's favorite fruit?

Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?

What do pigs always order at Arby's®?

How can you farm during the winter?

How do you measure a millennial?

Why did the person sit on the clock?

What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?