What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

What is the emptiest holiday?

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

Why did electricity win the race?

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

Why did the turkey join the band?

What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

What time of day was Adam created?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?