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What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?

What's the saddest part of the week?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

Why did the body of water think so much?

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What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?

What do snowmen wear on their heads?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?