What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?

What do female veggies wear to the beach?

What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?

What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

What cookies are best enjoyed outside?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?

Why is heaven always so tidy?

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?