What does Santa order at the bar?

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?

What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?

Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?

Which family member has tusks?

What vegetables make the best music?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

What do you call a class about how to interact with others?

How are you liking that anti-gravity book?

What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?

What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?

Why do magicians score well in exams?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?