Why did the tomato turn red?

What do you call a sad latte?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

Which relative loves rice?

How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?

What utensil does water use to eat?

Who is God's favorite superhero?

Why was the picture sent to jail?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

What animal knows how to work a computer?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

What do you call a cow with no GPS?

What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?

Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

Why don't moms tell mom jokes?