Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
It's into the classics.
How does dinner smell?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
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