Why did the map not want to be weighed?
It wasn't to scale.
Why did the frog starve?
What tree has the most bark?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
How do automobiles fly?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What stories are told by basketball players?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
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