Why did the map not want to be weighed?
It wasn't to scale.
Someone stole my mood ring!
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
What bird is always sad?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Which former US President was always cold?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
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