Why did the map not want to be weighed?
It wasn't to scale.
Where do hamsters come from?
Why did the frog starve?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What sport is full of interior designers?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
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