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My dad told me a joke about boxing.

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

Why did the girl study in the airplane?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

What do elves learn in school?

Where do stars go to college?

What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?

Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?

Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?

What is a pony's favorite condiment?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

What car does Yoda® drive?

Why did the map not want to be weighed?