What branch of the military accepts newborns?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?

What do you call a peanut in space?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?

Why was the bee sad?

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?

Where does food go to take a nap?

What did the Dorito say to his son?

Why was the computer cold at work?

What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

Why do Labradors always have so much energy?