What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
A firequacker.
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Why was the dog so popular?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
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