What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
A firequacker.
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Do dads always snore?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Why was the storm actually calm?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
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