What is a cat's favorite math problem?

What did the frog order at McDonald's®?

What do pigs do over the summer?

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?

When do ghosts love to go camping?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?

What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?