Why do cows go to New York?

What do you call a magical reptile?

Why are skunks always so depressed?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

This candy bar is a real home run.

When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

What is a baker's favorite children's story?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?