What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Pencil-vania.
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What kind of books do boats write?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
Where are average things manufactured?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
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