What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

What do sprinters eat before a race?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

What's faster, the heat or the cold?

What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?

Which condiment adds the most kick?

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

Why was the dog so popular?

Why did the dog do so well in school?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

What game do both humans and birds play in school?

What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?

Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?