What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Pencil-vania.
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Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Where do kittens go to school?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
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How do scientists freshen their breath?
Where does laundry go to college?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
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