What birds always travel in twos?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?

How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?

Which animal is the most religious?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

What do you call twin dinosaurs?

What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?

What do cats wear to work?