Why can't you trust a pig?
Because they always squeal on you.
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What is the most faithful insect?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
Where do stars go to college?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
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