Why can't you trust a pig?
Because they always squeal on you.
Where do German dogs sleep?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What sound does a witch's car make?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
A book just fell on my head.
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
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