Why can't you trust a pig?
Because they always squeal on you.
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What food would you expect to come from pigs?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
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