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Because they always squeal on you.
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What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
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Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Who granted the fish a wish?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
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