What's the perfect job for a cow?

What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?

Why are cats so good at finding dates?

Who is God's favorite superhero?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

How do you send a message in the forest?

What is the best day to go to the beach?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?

The ocean is a real trendsetter.

What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?