Why can't you trust a pig?
Because they always squeal on you.
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What sport can waiters play really well?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What did summer say to spring?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What fish sings the best?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
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