What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

Which condiment adds the most kick?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

What's a writing utensil's favorite state?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

Why do football players make great fishermen?

Where do birds go to drink?

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

What's an airplane's favorite TV show?

What's a horse's favorite fruit?