What's the best way to get your kids' attention?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

I like telling Dad jokes.

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

How do snowmen get information?

What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

Why do kids love theater classes?

Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?

Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?

Why was the bull kicked out of the store?