What do goats say to make their kids laugh?

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?

How do amoebas make calls?

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?

Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

What do you give a sick lemon?

What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?