Why don't wolves like fast food?

Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?

What's a cat's favorite color?

Which type of traveler is the calmest?

What's a pretzel's favorite dance?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

Why did the computer run out of money?

Why are all priests fit?

What do a striker and a magician have in common?

What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?