I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?

Which animals make the best locksmiths?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

Why is a computer so smart?

What does Rudolph call his wife?

What does one piece of bread say to the other?

Where does money love to go shopping?

What game do cows play at parties?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

What do you call a pile of cats?

What type of car do planets buy?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?