Which animals make the most honest judges?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

Why do cats always get what they want?

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

Why are bakers also often hippies?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

Why do vampires always look sick?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

What restaurant is on time for every meeting?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?