Why are frogs always so happy?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?

Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?

Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?

What sports are both plant-based?

Why are trees always so positive?

What do you say to the person who invented zero?

What tree has the most bark?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

Which big cat loves to drive?

How did the pirate call his mother?