Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

How does a witch play loud music?

Why didn't the melons get married?

Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?

What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?

What's a tornado's favorite game?

What is a sheep's favorite game?

Which computer won the talent show?

What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

What is the quickest button on a radio?

What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?