Where do writing utensils go on vacation?

Where does a pianist go on vacation?

Which type of traveler is the calmest?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

Where do milkshakes come from?

What do stars celebrate in December?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?

What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

Where do monkeys take their kids to play?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?