Where do ships always get stuck?

Where do clowns go on vacation?

Why did the witch stay in a hotel?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

What does Santa order at the bar?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?

Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?

Where do vehicles hang out all summer?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

What is the difference between baseball and law?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

What does Rudolph call his wife?