What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?

To whom do fish go to borrow money?

What do you say to the person who invented zero?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

Why is winter considered holy?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

What is another term for the price of gas?

What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?

Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?

What do you call a greedy elf?