What does bread say when it gets too warm?

How do you make a hamburger laugh?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?

What TV show did the cat love to watch?

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

What is an insect's favorite game?

What's always playing in Santa's workshop?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?

What do elderly dogs use to get around?

What did you learn in school today, son?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?

Which family member has tusks?