What cocktail will give you a black eye?

How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

Which band is always treated like royalty?

What is a horse's favorite hairdo?

Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?

Where was Noah born?

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

What's the best part about Valentine's Day?

How does the sun listen to music?

What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?

Why are baseball players so good at math?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

Why did the body of water think so much?