Where can you always get cheap gas?
Any burrito joint.
Why did the peach come home from work early?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
What animals make the best students?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
What animal loves a baseball game?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What did March say to the madness?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What is the most adorable season?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
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