Where can you always get cheap gas?
Any burrito joint.
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What is the loneliest cheese?
Where do milkshakes come from?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
Why is a computer so smart?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Why did the student eat their homework?
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