What do you call a stationary flamingo?

What farm animal is best at karate?

What do frogs order when they get BBQ?

What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

What do you call a cheap dog accessory?

What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?

What food is a man's best friend?

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

Why are groundhogs so grouchy?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?

Where do logs like to go on hikes?