Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?

What do you call it when two male cows argue?

What restaurant is on time for every meeting?

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

What kind of ant is good at math?

What says: oom oom oom?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

Which celebrity always frowns?

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

How long did Cain dislike his brother?

What is the smallest lion?

Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?