What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
The aqua-marines!
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Which plant has the best roar?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
How do you compliment a cat?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Why do fish live in salt water?
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