What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
The aqua-marines!
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
Which state is the cleanest?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What kind of bird can write?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
Why was the horse so happy?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
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