What dance was the most popular in 1776?

Why did the sailor lose his job?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?

Why are elephants so wrinkled?

Who invented Daylight Saving Time?

What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Why did the goal post get angry?