Why do legumes gossip so much?

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

What did the storm say when its plans changed?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

How many insurance policies do cats need?

What animal has the most fun?

Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

When do mice play every day?

Which dance will a chicken not do?

What's the friendliest pen?

Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?