How many insurance policies do cats need?
Nine, for each of their lives.
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Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
What building always gets stains on it?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
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