What kind of tournaments do birds always win?

Which dog loves to rob banks?

What is the unluckiest type of cat?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?

What horn never makes a sound?

What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

Why was the dog arrested by the police?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

Can February March?