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How do horses navigate at night?

Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

What's a pirate's favorite color?

What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?

What's the hardest part about skydiving?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

What's the king of all school supplies?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

What is a math teacher's favorite sum?

What car is the perfect size for mice?