How many insurance policies do cats need?
Nine, for each of their lives.
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What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
How do you get straight A's?
How do fall and winter say hello?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
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