What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

Why did the turtle cross the road?

What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?

What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

What makes music in your hair?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?

Why is everyone good at math during elections?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?