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Why was the picture sent to jail?

Where is the coldest place to work?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

When is a black dog not a black dog?

Why don't ostriches fly ?

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Who does everyone's hair in space?

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Where do religious school children practice sports?

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Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?