What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

Why did the coach go to the bank?

What is the fiercest flower in the garden?

What's a steak's favorite shoe?

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?

What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?

I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.

Why do math teachers love March?

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

What do cows like to dance to?