Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

Who is the ultimate father of the sea?

What do cheesy parents say about their kids?

Which part of a car is always the warmest?

What did the woman ask God for while driving?

What's E.T. short for?

What did the bunny give his fiancé?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?

Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?