How did the pirate call his mother?

Which insect makes the best father?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.

What do stars celebrate in December?

What utensil does water use to eat?

What is the unluckiest type of cat?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

What nationality is Santa Claus?

What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?

What did the rug say to the floor?

Why do dogs always have stomach aches?

Where do colds go on vacation?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?