Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

What does Catwoman always carry with her?

What did the sick chicken say?

Which animal will never go bald?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

What sport can waiters play really well?

Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?

What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

Why does a duck have tail feathers?

What is a robot's favorite snack?

What's a pogo stick's favorite season?

What goes up when spring rain comes down?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?