What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

Which founding father loves to sing?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

What's the best method for making an apple turnover?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

What did the storm say when its plans changed?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

What food would you expect to come from pigs?

What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?

Why did the puppy struggle in school?

What do you call a sleeping bull?

What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?