What's E.T. short for?

What do you call a hike across the universe?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

Which singer loves to groom sheep?

Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?

Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

Which position in soccer always plans for the future?

Why are hockey rinks always rounded?

Why could no one recognize the sheep?

Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?

Which cats have the best manners?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?