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What dinosaur loves to play golf?

What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?

What do math teachers eat?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

What's always playing in Santa's workshop?

What's the hardest holiday to forget?

What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?

What is a golfer's favorite bird?