What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?

Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

What is the emptiest holiday?

Why did the dog put on a business suit?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?

Who is the worm's Prime Minister?

How do fleas travel?

What do teachers do during summer break?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

What do naked fish play with?