Why did the chicken go to the seance?
To talk to the other side.
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What math figure is also in the band?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
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