Why did the cow go to outer space?

Why are cats so good at finding dates?

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

Why is furniture so generous?

What do you call a pig thief?

What's the saddest part of the week?

Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?

What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

What do you call a bakery hardware store?