Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?

What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

What's a duck's favorite ballet?

Where do tough ducks come from?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

Did you know that felines don't bite?

What kind of dog loves to eat?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

What horn never makes a sound?