Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
Because mum's the word.
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What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
How does a witch play loud music?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What do you call a dog in space?
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What do you call the dog magician?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
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