What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Swan Lake.
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What kind of store would a dog own?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
Where does Superman park his cars?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What do little monsters call their mother?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
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