What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Swan Lake.
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
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