What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Swan Lake.
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Why did the fish blush?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Someone stole my mood ring!
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
It's allergy season again?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
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