Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?

Why don't fish play basketball?

What game does a rabbit always win?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

What board game do Navy service members love to play?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?

Which family member is always relieved?