What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

That bird won't stop squawking.

What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?

What's the laziest vegetable?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

What do you call a small mom?

What fairy loves to count?

Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

What does a dolphin say when it's confused?