Where do frogs keep their money?
In a river bank.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Why is winter considered holy?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
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