Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?

What day of the week do chickens hide?

Why was the math book sad?

Which big cat loves to drive?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

How does a taco bless the table?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

Wanna hear a long dad joke?

What do you call a Russian flea?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

What did the iceberg say to its dad?