Did you know that felines don't bite?

What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?

What animal has the worst mood swings?

What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?

What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

What is the color of the wind?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

When is a baseball player like a thief?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?