What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

How are teens like cats?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?

Why do plants hate algebra?

Who does everyone's hair in space?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?