Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

Where do writing utensils go on vacation?

Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?

What do the undead use for virtual meetings?

What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?

What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?

Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?

How do trees get access to the internet?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

What nationality is Santa Claus?

Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

What did the baby bull grow up to be?