Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

What birds always travel in twos?

What did the sardine call the submarine?

What did the tree say when autumn came around?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

What sweet treat never panics?

Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

Why did the bunnies go on strike?

What is a horse's favorite hairdo?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

What do you call a 100-year-old ant?

What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?