Why did the witch stay in a hotel?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?

Why is tennis the least romantic sport?

What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?

Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?

What sweet treat never panics?

What food is a man's best friend?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

What do goats and moms have in common?

What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?

What did the horse say when it collapsed?

How do fish watch TV shows?

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

What's red and smells like blue paint?