Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?

Where do writing utensils go on vacation?

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?

What job did the corn on the cob get?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

Why was the bee sad?

What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?

What did the golfer order at the bakery?

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?