What's a cat's favorite color?

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

What is a golfer's favorite bird?

What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

What's a watch's eldest relative?

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?

Why are cats so good at finding dates?

What animal knows kung fu?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

What's the most masculine animal?

Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?