How do you make a cow float?

What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?

What do felines love to plant in a garden?

Why was the computer cold at work?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

What did the ocean say to the beach?

What book do people who can't sing use during church service?

What reads and lives in an apple?

Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?

Where do T-Rexes shop?

Where would you put an injured insect?

Why does the photon not need a suitcase?

What's always playing in Santa's workshop?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?