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Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

Where do bees go to the bathroom?

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?

What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?

How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

How was the wedding?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?

Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?