What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

What do pigs always order at Arby's®?

Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?

Why does a duck have tail feathers?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?

What is the best holiday breakfast food?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

Why are cat owners so good at tipping?

Why did the dog do so well in school?

What does a female lion call her mate?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

How do fireflies start a race?