What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
Raise the roof.
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
How do bees get to school?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What is the coolest country?
What tree has the most bark?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What does an evil hen lay?
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