What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?

What should you say to your sister when she's crying?

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

What school subject really rocks?

What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?

Why do baseball players always go to the park?

Why can't you trust a pig?

What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?

Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?