I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.

Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

How do you fit more pigs on your farm?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

What do you call an insincere horse?

If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?

How are teens like cats?

Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?

What did the horse say when it collapsed?

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

What do dogs order at coffee shops?

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

What did the mouse want for its birthday?