Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?

What did the robot want for Christmas?

What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

What do you call an angry monkey?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

Which hot drink loves golf?

What's good for both poker and theater?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?

Why do cats always get what they want?

What is a bird's favorite ballet?

What animal knows kung fu?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?