How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

Why did the dog swallow a clock?

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

What do chefs do in their spare time?

What do you call an angry monkey?

What did the tree say when autumn came around?

What do you call a cow in a tornado?

What do cows say when you milk them?

What do you call it when two boats become friends?

What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?