What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

Which celebrity loves to read?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

What's the difference between people and chickens?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?

Why don't moms tell mom jokes?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

What is a math teacher's favorite sum?

Which state has the best streets?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?

What's a car's favorite TV show?