What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Santa clause.
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Can February March?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
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