What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Santa clause.
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What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
Why are the mountains so tired?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What fairy loves to count?
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