What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Santa clause.
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Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
How was the wedding?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
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