What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?

Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

What kind of sandals do frogs wear?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

What does Catwoman always carry with her?

What do you call a fly without wings?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

Where do colds go on vacation?

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

Which dog dreams of being a matador?

What is a vampire's favorite sport?