What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?

It's Crowded!

What do you call a happy Lassie?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?

How do bees get to school?

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

Do dads have fun on Father's Day?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?

I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.

Why do legumes gossip so much?

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?