Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

What do you call an arctic cow?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

Why are cats good at playing video games?

What's the ideal place for a dog to work?

Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?

What ocean creature can you never see coming?

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

What do leprechauns love to barbeque?

What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?

What animal keeps up with all the trends?