Where do colds go on vacation?
Germ-any.
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What do you find at the end of everything?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What do nosey peppers do?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What do you give a sick lemon?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
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