Where do colds go on vacation?
Germ-any.
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What do elves learn in school?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What is blue and not heavy?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
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