My friend David had his ID stolen.

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

What's faster, the heat or the cold?

Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?

What did you learn in school today, son?

What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?

What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?

Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?

What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

Which former US President was always cold?

Why are bakers paid so much money?

What do you call a gathering of single hikers?

What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?