What do you call a knight who hates fighting?

Who does everyone's hair in space?

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

Who are crows' favorite family members?

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

What do you call a cow who loves to work out?

Why are bakers paid so much money?

Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?

What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?