Why was the fabric always laughing?

What do dogs order at coffee shops?

What's the scariest letter?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?

How do lawyers say goodbye?

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

How does a squid go into battle?

What is the opposite of coffee?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

Why was the moth so unpopular?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

How do you talk to a giant?