Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

What's a tuna's favorite game?

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

What do doctors do when a problem comes up?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?

Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

Which animal is the leader of the mafia?

What do you call two dentists that are very different?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?