What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

What did summer say to spring?

What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?

What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

What should you say to a pig on February 14th?

Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

What words make the best athletes?

Why did the barber win the race?

How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?