What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Pooched eggs.
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What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
How do you know bees have allergies?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What day is your mom always right?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
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