I used to be addicted to not showering.

In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.

What's a forklift?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?

How are teens like cats?

What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

How do you make a hamburger laugh?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

Why can you never find the number nine?

What day never takes itself seriously?

Where do hands go on vacation?

When fish play football, who is the captain?