Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

What did the skeleton order at the bar?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?

What kind of dog loves to eat?

What food would you expect to come from pigs?

Why do rodents make the best runners?

What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?

Why do math teachers love March?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?