What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Pooched eggs.
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What type of birds stay together forever?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
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