What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Time to baguette.
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
How is life like toilet paper?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
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