What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Time to baguette.
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision..
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What tea do footballers drink?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
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