What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

What did the rug say to the floor?

Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

Why did the baby cookie cry?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

What do you call a cow with two legs?

What's a cat's favorite snack?

How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?

What's a car's favorite TV show?

Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?

What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?