What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

Why did the dog get embarrassed?

Why did the goat become a lawyer?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

How do automobiles fly?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?

Where do they produce Christian films?

Why did the student eat their homework?

What's a dentist's favorite movie?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?