Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?

What insect thinks it's a dog?

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

What do you call a thieving alligator?

What is the strongest animal?

What is the smallest lion?

What kind of bird can write?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?