Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?

Why did the tree need to take a nap?

What happens when grass goes out of town?

What school subject really rocks?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Why was the math book sad?

What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?

What did the dog say after his birthday party?

What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?

Why do trees hate going to school?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

How do fall and winter say hello?

Where did the boat go when it was sick?

Why are fish such good architects?